DEE W. SCHOFIELD

The humorous writing of Dee. W. Schofield

  • Mar 5

    Dee W. Schofield stories can be found under the Short Story tab above. Dee’s most recent story can always be found there to read for free. Other Dee W. Schofield short stories are listed below the story.

    I hope you enjoy them.

  • Nov 16

    Welcome to everyone who happens to stumble past here. Unless you were directed here by Dean, you have far too much time on your hands.

    This web site is for novelist and short story writer, Dee W. Schofield. (Shhhhh…. don’t tell anyone, but Dee is actually an open pen name for the bestselling writer Dean Wesley Smith.) I will be posting updates on the progress of getting one of many novels published.

    And who knows, maybe I will even put up here an original short story or two as time goes on.

    Right now, I (meaning me, Dee Schofield) have two novels out on editor’s desks. One is a science fiction romance called Dust and Kisses. After a time, I will serialize the entire novel here, so stay tuned for that. It’s pretty decent if I do say so myself, even though one reader said it had too many dead bodies in it to be a romance. I don’t think that’s an issue anymore in the world of zombie romance with parts falling off.

    A second novel I have out is called Subway Martians, a humorous science fiction romance, called paranormal these days. Following is the short blurb about the book. Hope you enjoy and will stop by at times. I’ll try to keep it interesting.

    Best in snarkness, Dee

    Blurb for

    Subway Martians

    Hundreds of feet underground, hurtling through the dark at seventy miles an hour, subway drivers see things no other humans see. Kimberly Oakley, subway driver and eBay doll seller, has seen her share of strange things over the years, but never before a Martian, especially one with blond hair, a perfect business suit, deep blue eyes, and a desire to die. She mows him down with her train as he smiles at her like he’s trying to pick her up.

    Turns out, he was.

    But not just for sex. He wanted much, much more from her.

    Can a doll collector and a Martian find true love?

    Maybe after the invasion.

DEE W. SCHOFIELD

Young Dean Dee is one of the pen names for bestselling writer, Dean Wesley Smith. Dee writes humor and science fiction romance, sometimes combined. For more information about Dean, or any of the books or stories mentioned here, go to his blog at www.deanwesleysmith.com or write to Dean at Dean@deanwesleysmith.com.

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  • Joe Konrath’s New Post May 19, 2012
    Holy, smokes. Between Neil Gaiman’s wonderful speech and Joe Konrath’s fantastic new post about publishing, this has been a stunning few days while I have been off teaching. So after watching Neil’s speech, go read Joe’s new post about publishing. Read it carefully. Joe is spot on the money, folks. Spot on. So is Neil. […]
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  • Neil Gaiman May 19, 2012
    Everyone, if you have not listened to Neil Gaiman give this speech to students, do so. Stunning and right on the money. And make sure you watch it all the way to the end because he talks about this new world we are all in. http://player.vimeo.com/video/42372767?color=ffffff Now back to the workshop for me. Already done […]
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  • Another Agent Post May 12, 2012
    When I was down in Las Vegas last week being a guest speaker at the SuperStars writing Seminar, they put me on a panel about agents. They expected me to bash agents, as it seems is my reputation. I didn’t. As I have said many times, in the old days of publishing, when agents were […]
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  • Web Sites Update May 9, 2012
    From all reports from our new tech service and friends, all our web sites are now clean and will be guarded. However, the Google warnings are still up on her site for the moment on all servers and we are working to get those down. That takes time. So don’t click through. And once they […]
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  • Oregon Coast Fall Workshops May 7, 2012
    I just got back from being a special guest at the SuperStars Writing Seminar in Las Vegas. (Pictures in the post below.) It’s a great workshop with wonderful people attending. Thanks, Kevin and Rebecca, for inviting me. It was great fun. Here on the Oregon Coast, we have a few workshops left this spring and […]
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