The humorous writing of Dee. W. Schofield

  • Mar 5

    Dee W. Schofield stories can be found under the Short Story tab above. Dee’s most recent story can always be found there to read for free. Other Dee W. Schofield short stories are listed below the story.

    I hope you enjoy them.

  • Nov 16

    Welcome to everyone who happens to stumble past here. Unless you were directed here by Dean, you have far too much time on your hands.

    This web site is for novelist and short story writer, Dee W. Schofield. (Shhhhh…. don’t tell anyone, but Dee is actually an open pen name for the bestselling writer Dean Wesley Smith.) I will be posting updates on the progress of getting one of many novels published.

    And who knows, maybe I will even put up here an original short story or two as time goes on.

    Right now, I (meaning me, Dee Schofield) have two novels out on editor’s desks. One is a science fiction romance called Dust and Kisses. After a time, I will serialize the entire novel here, so stay tuned for that. It’s pretty decent if I do say so myself, even though one reader said it had too many dead bodies in it to be a romance. I don’t think that’s an issue anymore in the world of zombie romance with parts falling off.

    A second novel I have out is called Subway Martians, a humorous science fiction romance, called paranormal these days. Following is the short blurb about the book. Hope you enjoy and will stop by at times. I’ll try to keep it interesting.

    Best in snarkness, Dee

    Blurb for

    Subway Martians

    Hundreds of feet underground, hurtling through the dark at seventy miles an hour, subway drivers see things no other humans see. Kimberly Oakley, subway driver and eBay doll seller, has seen her share of strange things over the years, but never before a Martian, especially one with blond hair, a perfect business suit, deep blue eyes, and a desire to die. She mows him down with her train as he smiles at her like he’s trying to pick her up.

    Turns out, he was.

    But not just for sex. He wanted much, much more from her.

    Can a doll collector and a Martian find true love?

    Maybe after the invasion.


Young Dean Dee is one of the pen names for bestselling writer, Dean Wesley Smith. Dee writes humor and science fiction romance, sometimes combined. For more information about Dean, or any of the books or stories mentioned here, go to his blog at or write to Dean at

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  • Starting New Novel November 26, 2015
      Starting a New Novel I finished Grapevine Springs: A Thunder Mountain Novel and printed it up last night. Now tonight, I have fired up on Dead Hand: A Cold Poker Gang Mystery. How that process has gone below. And how I even decided what to write. —– THE DAY Off to the snail mail, […] […]
  • Printing As I Type November 25, 2015
      Printing Up the Novel Grapevine Springs As I type this it is 7 a.m. and I am printing up the novel Grapevine Springs: A Thunder Mountain novel I stared earlier this month. So short blog tonight. THE DAY Off to WMG Publishing offices way early and worked there for a few hours on different […] […]
  • Signing November 24, 2015
      Signing and the Lesson Learned The OryCon SF convention was held in Portland this last weekend. Kris and I did not attend, but in conjunction with the convention, after it is over on Sunday afternoon, Powell’s Bookstore does a large author signing. We went for the signing. I think the store has averaged about 25 writers […] […]
  • Hey Look! Grass is Greener Over There! November 23, 2015
      Grass (Sales) Always Greener… But Where? Up in Portland today at the Beaverton Powell’s Bookstore for a signing with 24 other writers. Great fun. Tonight I have another topic that follows what I talked about last week, and that I’m going to touch on here tonight below. Bluntly. Also went past 100,000 total words […] […]
  • Taking a Night November 22, 2015
      Taking a Night Since I am headed to a signing at Powell’s Books in Beaverton, outside of Portland, tomorrow at 4 p.m. with 24 other writers, I decided to get a decent night’s sleep. THE DAY Not much for a Saturday. Basically went to the snail mail, then to WMG Publishing to work, then […] […]

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